
In 2009, an artist named Wafaa Bilal had a camera surgically implanted in the back of his head. Why? To document life from behind.
The lesson? People (and apparently iPads) do weird stuff when they’re not plugged in properly.
Some want attention. Others — like your iPad — just want to be understood, cleaned, and maybe not jammed into a charger upside down for the 28th time.
If your iPad isn’t charging and you’re tempted to give it the ol’ “percussive maintenance” (translation: smacking it), take a breath. We’re about to break down:
Fun fact: iPads are lint magnets. The charging port is like a dusty haunted cave — full of debris, old popcorn kernels, and your dignity.
If you find yourself saying:
“But it worked yesterday!” — chances are you just repositioned the cable just right… before the lint won.
DIY Fix:
Still no dice? You probably need a charging port cleaning — we do those.
Is your cable from a sketchy convenience store or that “value pack” you bought online for $8.99? Then congrats: you own a glorified noodle.
Check for these signs:
Try a real Apple cable or a certified third-party one. If it charges — it was your bargain-bin cord crying wolf.
Batteries are like humans. They slow down. They get tired. Eventually, they just give up.
If your iPad only works when plugged in (and dies immediately otherwise), the battery is basically hanging on for dear life with one pinky toe.
Fix:
We swap dead batteries daily. Come by our Barrie iPad repair page and we’ll bring it back to life — fast, affordable, and no Genius Bar headaches.
If your iPad had a spa day it didn’t ask for — in a sink, bath, or worse, the toilet — your charging port might be corroded.
And water damage doesn’t always show up right away. It lurks.
Signs:
Bring it in. We’ll check for corrosion and give you the honest truth. Sometimes it’s fixable. Sometimes it’s “you’re gonna need a moment.”
Little hands. Big dogs. Bored toddlers.
iPad ports take a beating — and sometimes, they just snap, bend, or stop recognizing chargers altogether.
If your port is:
You need a charging port replacement — stat. (And yes, we do that, too.)
Here’s how it goes when people come in with a dead iPad:
👨👩👧👦 “We’re a homeschool family. It’s how my kids do math!”
🎨 “It’s my sketchbook!”
💼 “That iPad is my business.”
😫 “I’ve already tried every cord in the house and even one from 2013.”
Our reply?
“Relax. You’re not the first. We’ll figure it out.”
Whether it’s your battery, your port, or just a case of user trauma (yes, we see that too), we’ll handle it fast, local, and without upselling you a new device like a shady wizard.
Your iPhone refusing to charge too? You’re not alone. Check out our post: Why Your iPhone Won’t Charge — And What to Do About It
Because let’s be honest — Apple cables are more dramatic than reality show contestants.